After Ben's show, me and Manute went on a gangster hat mission to
I'm into such new levels steez on the gangster hat front that I'm very
please... so basically I didn't find anything
Then we bro'd over to Terry Richardson's opening and it was
chaos in the streets.
I have never seen this many people at an opening before... I guess if
wiener in the air the people turn out in droves.
His pictures were so dirty new levels that I don't think anyone else
could ever match
them. At least he raised the perv bar so high that the situaish's
won't be shocked
anymore when we're like "how about we try the Catholic school girl
uniform this time?"
there's former pro skater Leigh Peterson (who I think changed
his name to
something else) talking to Dill's hair-do.
I dared PJ to dip his brand new white shoes into the puddle and
he did it!
Chris and I were trying to leave but we ended up sitting on a
bro curb a block away...
it was so epic, we just sat there and watched all the models and their
walk by... we would be talking and whenever a 'what i do' passed the
would fade into thoughtless brain-jail like vectors. There was
also a recently
evacuated building that had cracked from the floods and was in danger
We were sitting there willing it to fall down in front of us.
There was this one girl
that I was fanning out on so hard, I even pointed her out to
Chris, wishing I had the self esteem to talk to her. Then
she walks by, stops,
turns around and asks me for a light.... after I light her
cigarette she stands there
seemingly waiting for me to say something... I was like a
deer in headlights...
my brain was screaming "looking into the sun, looking into the
Well, she wandered off... She probably just got off a boat
from Estonia to do
a couple runway shows for fashion week, doesn't know anyone in
New York and
was going back to the hotel by herself wishing she had someone
Star Wars with. What do I do? I just sit there
and stare! SUCH AN IDIOT! GOSH!
These dudes walked by shredding so gangsterly... they were like
high-fiving, one of them randomly took a photo of us as if to later us.
They turned around because they recognized me from my stupid day job.
Broseph had a Russian hat on!
It just sucks getting
out-epic'd by a bunch 14 year olds.
Then we got up...
me and Manute's crippled ass walked over to Tonic to see Gang Gang
Rita Ackerman and her band played too
Oh that's Early Mike and Pajo
Arf Arf McNarf, Model Jake, and Amy.
So I guess Jake is a model...
Since when do they have mildly tarted, crusty punk, beer-gut having,
dudesephs modeling clothes professionally?
Brian and Dan.
Gang Gang sounded great, it was a record release party so you
must be able to get that somewhere now... I would do that if I was you.
O.K... here starts the next day:
The most epicly later'd material getting day of all time.
Athena on the scene... sorry kids... she's married...
by the way... did you notice her and Shelly in Cho's fashion show?
hot crew... literally
This is bubble boy
I've heard rumors going around that me and Meryl are blazing...
well.... IT'S TRUE! And we already had a baby and everything!
Just kidding! It's Arlo! Alanna's baby-sitting
him... and judging by this photo
she's almost as bad of a baby-sitter as when Lisa Simpson had Bart with
broken arm in a wheelbarrow and Lisa in a cage in the mud... remember
I mean look how dirty his shirt is... look at the drool on his face,
not to mention
the pen in his ear! I bet he's got a half day old dootie in his