So, I've decided to turn this website into more of a 'party-site' I
mean, I know it kinda already is one,
but I mean like more so.... For instance, tonight there was
a party that Lindsey Lohan was djing and
the old me wouldn't go to something like that, but today is the first
the new program!
Attn: Dj's, promoters, hotel owners, fashion brands, please book
me for all your party photography needs!
Basically I'm moving into Cobrasnake's
territory and I don't give a
What up ladies! What up bald guys!
Whoa! Now I'm definitely in Cobrasnake Territory!
Mark, there's a new virtual sheriff in town!
I gotta a new crew of underage girls to chill with too!
there were all these purses sitting there, I dared Cory to steal
and she actually put her coat over some random purse and stole cash
I have to say I'm impressed!
Scooopsville! Anand Jon sends a 16 year old girl creepy texts! Take
look how giant this guy is
Best... party... EVER!
Yo! Cool! Good songs! Can I get a drink
"Thanks, Lindsey! Wait, I can't talk, I gotta cover the party!"
(actually Alex took these photos... she didn't mind getting yelled at
by the handlers)
(btw I heard at least 5 Morrissey/Smiths songs played, Steven Patrick
must be rolling over in his grave right now)
look at that African kid, he's sad he can't get past the velvet rope...
I'm going to start a foundation for him, the "Take a Poor African Kid
I learned that sometimes girls bring different sets of shoes out!