Tonight we went to Carol Gardens to a BBQ celebrating Daniel's birthday.

This is a chicken cooked with a beer can in it.... I do believe that when we die we will
have to pay for our treatment of others, including animals.  So when you die there
will be a giant chicken, and he's going to shove a keg of budweiser up your ass and
cook you.   It's just something I believe, but it might not be true. 

the cake was never alive so it's okay

We had just got done watching Shrek 2 and when I looked down the bag was looking
back up at me as Shrek.

with no complications, fifteen generations of mine
all honoring nature until I arrive
with incredible style