One of the things I do on typical day is sit on the couch and bother
Mikey Bones at Ludlow
Guitars... that guitar looks like Slash's... did anyone ever find
his top hat? Did you hear it
was stolen? Slash and Abraham Lincoln are the only two people
ever born that look cool
in a top hat.
Tonight I went to 5-0's house and watched Anchorman... The
Academy Awards were on, but I
wasn't going to be like "turn off this epic bro cinema classic for the
Oscars"
I would watch it if they had "Best Feature in the Category of
Bro Cinema" and
"Best Broseph Actor"...
I would give the first award to Napoleon D and the second award to Jack
Black...
"Best Brosetta" I would give to Christina Applegate for
Anchorman.
Can I really start this? Call it "The Browards" maybe? I'm
claiming I'm on to something...
but it's 4:30AM as I type this so what do I know?
Shit, I had to meet Bernie at Pink Pony for a mandate heart to
heart. Total buzzkill btw.
He's one of my oldest friends but he's kinda depressed and drinks too
much.
He was drinking and crying and being loud... just feeling sorry for
himself.
Then he nodded off for a minute
But Des showed up and she thought he was cute and made out with
him! Eww weird!
I guess girls like these sensitive yet cruel troubled bad boy types..
But he was too drunk to make-out and he passed out on the table again...
Man-Alive showed up and had sketchy man-onnaise stains on his sweat
shirt.
There is a pretty epic story to this but it ventures into non-material
vectors...
Then I went to Sway and I took this photo just so I could say
"Choverload" in the caption.
There's Eddie and Aviva.
And there is the lovely Lizzy.
and there again with Matt Creed I think... all the fedora guys
look the same.
