Jessie P and I dj'd Lit last night.  It was killer... not... I am now officially over it...
except I'm not over this guy... those tits are real! I'm mean, they're obviously fake. But they're real in the
sense that they're really implanted in there and not pillows under his shirt.  So they are real fake tits.
Project Mat was psyched
Amy Kellner is better looking than most male models...
request: this girl wanted to hear "Death From Above"
our lovely barmaid
you spread the news around,
I loved another one
instead of you