here is Barr... the timeline is screwed up, this is just before I left
for the wedding
I saw Maximilla, I've known her for 10 years now
Rick and Buddy
Come and listen to a story about a man named Ted
A poor TF local, could barely afford to shred,
Then one day he threw his board in a bad mood,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold... Texas Ted.
I am proud to show you my stigmata
Erin put me in a leg massager
it didn't feel that awesome, but I looked cool
Saw Elvis on the street signing autographs for cops
We walked by a store that was locked up for the night, and they
had all the necklaces where
they thought they were safe...
but they didn't know how skinny my friends arms were
I would have felt bad stealing though, it's not our thing
