here is Barr... the timeline is screwed up, this is just before I left for the wedding

I saw Maximilla, I've known her for 10 years now

Rick and Buddy

Come and listen to a story about a man named Ted
A poor TF local, could barely afford to shred,
Then one day he threw his board in a bad mood,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, black gold... Texas Ted.

I am proud to show you my stigmata

Erin put me in a leg massager

it didn't feel that awesome, but I looked cool

Saw Elvis on the street signing autographs for cops

We walked by a store that was locked up for the night, and they had all the necklaces where
they thought they were safe...

but they didn't know how skinny my friends arms were

I would have felt bad stealing though, it's not our thing

so we threw them back

Then Uncle Mings Awesome night

Harold and Lauren

you had a dream, they called you king
of all the hipsters, is it true?
or are you still the queen?