I'm going to be honest, I don't like sports... I can't help it.
I never cared.
So what I do at sporting events to keep interested is I pretend I'm a
dictator or monarch and
that the marching bands and people are soldiers parading in my honor, I
really do. I felt bad
about sending all the troops to their probable deaths, but it was quite
noble of them.
King Pushkin and Princess Sidney
The royal dogs Luxor and Rocco
my harem of chicks!
then I skated a new skatepark here...
You know how Ohio is full of aliens?
Look at the shadow of the one on the deck! I did not alter this
photo in any
way.
