For Ramona's birthday she got me a lottery ticket (that won me a dollar) and a card...


also Tic Tac's, which makes me feel like more of a jerk for not getting her anything


good thing her other friends got her stuff


and made her a cool video






and for some random reason the Enjoi video came on afterwards








then we went to the birthday party, which was the day after the dinner... she has a milllion friends it seems






then after that we went to Tracy's birthday party... I don't know her in real life, just from this youtube video.


all the kids were out.  It was a total High School party






then the cops came and busted the party... which made it even more high school.


so I got in the SUV and went to The Box with these people... 









she won't dine out with me
No, she won't dine out with a murderer passing salt