I read about a rival Smiths night so I rounded up squarden and we
went. We found a teepee in the back.
Here is the DJ, he was pretty awesome... I like anyone in a Smiths
shirt. I like Motorhead and The Ramones
or whatever, but that doesn't mean that the person wearing the shirt is
necessarily going to be awesome...
but I can count on the Smiths shirt. Maybe you don't
Then I said "Ben why don't we get out of here and you can stab
my arm with a fountain pen over and over"