My flight was Southwest through Midway in Chicago, but it was a
Southwest flight that went
off the runway at Midway two days before, so they were being cautious
and diverted the flight
to Albany NY. They announced over the intercom that we'd have to
stay in hotels over night
because there were no more flights out of there... when I got to the
front of the line though,
they told me that since NYC was only a three hour drive they'd put
me in a taxi.
It was the longest cab ride I've ever been in... It would have cost
$500, but the airline
paid it... the driver was cool and he had never been to the city before.
the next night I went to the Vice holiday dinner and party
these guys hate me, you can tell, they're all like "prick"
at the party all my Hasidic bros were there!
and Bobby
and Jud and Amy
Sharkey is not dead it turns out, but I had already mourned him
Melissa was giving me shit cause I have only actually been to the Vice
office once...
I'm going to make an effort to come this week, I swear. She says
I have a lot of mail to pick up.
