Smiths night has become waaaay too crowded lately... like honestly a complete nightmare.  So Amy was
hired to work the door, to make sure everyone coming in is a real Morrissey fan, and not like just some
trendy nightclubber...

Uhhh Amy?  Looks like you didn't use too much discretion

I'm not gonna pine for the things that can never be mine, do not expect me to,
I am happy to be who I was in the first place