The largest ever coincidence man-date. 

I wonder what story Jason is telling here

then Morrissey night

leopard print = cray

ewwyer vest couple... shit, working at Vice is rubbing off on me

Alex is famous for inventing the yoga mat

We begged Ben all night to give us friendship setups

He relented and we were off by cab to his place

stick and poke needle style

loafing oafs in all-night chemists
underact - express depression